Sarah Letsinger's Faux Wedding Plans
I'm making Sarah Letsinger a wedding to a fine asian man. It's a tradition, ok? Say yes to the dress.
- Man: I want to marry you because I want to wake up in the morning and see your face next to mine, because I know you were the one before I even met you. Because I want to grow old with you and sit on the porch swing and laugh about how foolish I sound right now.
- Woman: But what if when we grow old, we don't want to share a porch and laugh
- Man: I don't know
- Woman: Maybe then we can cry instead of laugh about how it isn't exactly how we thought it would be. Then maybe after all those tears it'll be the way we wanted it to be.
- Man: Maybe
- Woman: All I'm asking for is complete and total honesty no matter what. You promise?
- Man: I do
